Thursday, December 13, 2007

Sorry, ladies...I'm off the market...

No, not because I've found The One For Me. Far from it.

It's just that after pouring over my records and thinking about it for far too long, I've finally detected the pattern; every relationship I've started in a year that ends with "7" has ended disastrously.

Usually, it's quick and painful...sometimes it takes a little longer, but in the end it's still painful.

So there it is, I'm officially unavailable...for another 18 days. Check back with me then.

3 comments:

Lab Kat said...

I just HAD to be the kink in your theory. I was a 0. bwahaha

Lucas Hendrickson said...

I'm not sayin' their weren't others in other years...I'm just sayin' it ALWAYS happens in "7" years...

lwh.

CK1 said...

Trying to remember which year(s) it was. 4. Then 8. And then 9. Nary a 7 amongst them. -- K